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[newman]

@FuzzyFish

Impossible, first you’d have to genetically engineer an edible animal that consists of the correct elements. Something along the lines of manbearpig, but instead could consist of 50% cow, 25% pig, 20% chicken, and 5% recycled chinese newspapers for flavor. It would be called Pikenow.

Once successfully created scientist could then proceed cloning the Pikenow, once the process can be recreate and then understood 15 years later. And then after many failures, and proper genetic adjustments to the Tastyness-Genes to make it taste just like a hotdog when properly cooked.

This would then result in many new problems, mainly that with a hotdog flavored animal, why just have hotdogs. When you can have hotdog-ribs, hotdog-chops, T-dawgs, etc. The possibilities are endless, but at the same time could result in the very extinction of the hotdog we once loved, and tried to clone.

This is why it is imparative it must remain to be a special mixture of 3 seprate species, and not one mutant species that can be cloned for their tasty franks.

Come on. The right answer was:

“hot dogs would be so plentiful, they would become our currency. 20 hot dogs would equal roughly a nickel… depend ing on the strength of the yen.”