Batman suing Batman over Batman

http://www.variety.com/VR1117995653.html

Batman has a new adversary: Batman.

The mayor of an oil-producing city in southeastern Turkey, which has the same name as the Caped Crusader, is suing helmer [Christopher Nolan](javascript:zodInfuser.FillDescriptions(‘Christopher Nolan’):wink: and Warner Bros. for royalties from mega-grosser [“The Dark Knight.”
Huseyin Kalkan, the pro-Kurdish Democratic Society Party mayor of Batman, has accused “The Dark Knight” producers of using the city’s name without permission.

“There is only one Batman in the world,” Kalkan said. “The American producers used the name of our city without informing us.”
No one from the town of Batman has explained why it took so many years to take legal action. Batman first appeared as a comicbook character in 1939 and the [URL=“javascript:zodInfuser.FillDescriptions(‘“Batman”’);”]“Batman”](javascript:zodInfuser.FillDescriptions(‘“The Dark Knight.”’):wink: TV series started in 1966. [Tim Burton](javascript:zodInfuser.FillDescriptions(‘Tim Burton’);)'s first bigscreen rendition for Warner Bros. came out in 1989. Undoubtedly the fact that “Dark Knight” is about to pass the $1 billion mark at the B.O. played a part in stirring the ire of the Turkish hamlet.

The mayor is prepping a series of charges against Nolan and Warner Bros., which owns the right to the Batman character, including placing the blame for a number of unsolved murders and a high female suicide rate on the psychological impact that the film’s success has had on the city’s inhabitants.

Former natives of Batman are also said to have encountered obstacles when attempting to register their businesses abroad.
The mayor is working on gathering evidence he claims will show that the city of Batman predates the 1939 debut of Bob Kane’s superhero in DC Comics.

“We are only aware of this claim via press reports and have not seen any actual legal action,” a Warner Bros. rep said in a statement. While the town of Batman has suddenly shown great interest in the property, there’s no evidence that the citizenry has ever shown much loyalty to the Caped Crusader – not even on Halloween.

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They mentioned this on SNL. I thought they were joking.

Seriously? I mean it, seriously? Please tell me this is a joke. A character in a comic book living in Gotham City does NOT equal a town name in another country. How is there any ground for any type of trial?

eeerr body come around when your pockets on swole

Wow. Europe is becoming Americanized.

If it weren’t for the fact that they produce oil I’d say on GW’s last day in office he should “accidentally” drop a bomb on Batman the hamlet. But then gas would go up.

Is Turkey in Europe?

Wow I feel stupid. Turkey is actually in Asia. My bad.

It’s a good thing I never had this conversation with my roommate who is from there. lol

Meh, there are nicer continents, geographically, but that is pretty bad ass. I want to visit Batman someday.

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Shouldn’t the title be Batman is suing Warner Bros over Batman?

That is fucking retarded… This shit can’t be serious…

EW I HATE TURKEY SO MUCH

edit: except on thanksgiving! ZING! i mean thanksgiZING!

RE-TARD-ED

This isn’t actually happening.

My buddy may be studying abroad right outside of this city. He says it is supposedly a shithole.

placing the blame for a number of unsolved murders and a high female suicide rate on the psychological impact that the film’s success has had on the city’s inhabitants.

…seriously?