Winner at the end of the month gets 10$ paypal.
Winner gets chosen by the Shift518 Staff.
Staff members are not eligible.
All entries, eligible or not jtviggen - “just click your heels 3 times and say, “There’s No Place Like Home, There’s No Place Like Home, There’s No Place Like Home,…” silverandslow - “Prebootballitis - Depression after being prematurely released from the NFL. Symptoms: pyromania, transgender relations, and the taste for cheeze its” Code Blue - “upon delivery, the captain of the Amsterdam fire department knew there was something wrong with the new uniforms… It wasn’t until the first call came in that they discovered how right they were” 97VR4 - " Honda civic w/ VTEC- $5000
Helmet - $ 100
Underwear - $ 25
Hitting a wall while in VTEC and walking away scot free…Priceless” Kicklow - “GIVE ME MY CLOTHES BACK VLAD!” redroof - “CROSSDRESSING: Edging out guerilla warfare in bringing a lifetime of achievement to a screeching halt.”
upon delivery, the captain of the Amsterdam fire department knew there was something wrong with the new uniforms… It wasn’t until the first call came in that they discovered how right they were
…in other news, a cross dressing white titted saskwatch was spotted wandering around during a trailer park fire in rural West Virginia today. The blaze destroyed 13 homes, with estimated total damage approaching $10,000, the local citizens, while heart broken about their losses, remain thankful no one was molested by the creature, which in spite of its predatory appearance remained quite benign and quietly found its way under a bridge before authorities arrived on the scene.