Behold - The MANLIEST Cologne On Earth: BRUCE WILLIS

Released today in Europe… not yet in North America.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef013485450447970c-400wi

http://www.examiner.com/x-9207-Baltimore-Movie-Examiner~y2010m7d7-Smell-like-Bruce-Willisno-seriously-new-cologne-by-the-Die-Hard-actor

They could have done much better with the tag line… “Smart guys live forever.” … Huh? I would have suggested “Yippee Ki-Yay Mother Fucker.”

I’ll take a bottle of Yippee Ki-Yay Mother Fucker please.

it’s got bits of real Bruce, so you know it’s good

pfff… i’ll stick with my Ashton Kutcher cologne

You know, they say that 60% of the time, it works, every time.

That doesn’t make sense.

I had ribs for lunch

I’m not going to lie to you, that smells like straight gasoline.

smelling like gas or like you were just on the ground underneath a car for 2 hours is pretty awesome… it should be a cologne.

i don’t think it turns chicks on though… maybe dawn.

It’s a formidable scent. Stings the nostrils… In a good way.

When you as a man fail to smell like one…that’s when you need…Bruce Willis !!

Use Bruce Willis twice daily to feel like the man…you never were before !!

It smells like bigfoots dick!

This is worse than that time the raccoon got in the copier!

fail’s to see the anchorman quote lol

if dan akroyd made a cologne i would buy it

This is what happens after you put it on:

^^ Awesome :tup:

It really does make sense though…