I lol’ed at you.
Dude, get scratchlive with two DVJ-1000’s, and I’ll call you a DJ. And a real DJ doesn’t mix/scratch with boom-box monitors.
Here you go, I’ll be nice and get you started on your worldwide DJ extravaganza.
DVJ’s:
http://www.pioneerprodj.com/gear_dvj1000.html
Scratchlive:
Proprietary Hardware for SL:
Mixer:
http://www.pioneerprodj.com/gear_djm400.html
Oh, and powered monitors, faggot.
GL with boombox speakers that have the EQ bend of a steel rod.