"Best Post evaR" Hall of Fame - NYSPEED Edition

[HotRodKid]

from the Political Science, for Dummies thread

@BikerFry

NYSPEED

You have one cow

Someone else has a cow that makes more milk

You claim that over the winter you are going to feed your cow thousands of dollars worth of a blend of feed of your own design and in the spring your cow will produce the most milk of any cow in Buffalo

You do nothing

In the spring people ask about your cow

Not wanting to be embarassed, you milk your cow as hard as you can

Your cow dies. You blame the weather