figured since we have the “homosexual undertones” thread is more or less the “hall of shame” for posts, might as well have a hall fo FAME
some past examples:
voted in by dex:
Voted “best post by domestic owner evaR.” by Newman
Voted in by Newman
and because its so wrong, last one is mine, because im so going to hell for it
Voted in by AlbinoMonkeyRat
Fry
November 29, 2006, 8:49pm
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In the “Sad but true” category I nominate:
SI01
November 29, 2006, 9:22pm
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Mike’s that you already brought up (and that is in my sig) is the greatest evaR.
is "oneof27 ~“DNA” on this board :biglaugh:
so sometimes I drink.
I went out for happy hour with a couple car buddies tonight. well it was upposed to be happy hour but I showed up late beacuse i was given short notice and was still in my work clothes. so I stopped by the mall and bought a change of clothes to go out in and wore them out of the store.
that took longer than I thougth because my ride blah blah blah.
anyway, we get to the bar just as my other friends are getting ready to leave. they’ve been there for a good hour and a half. I talk them into staying for another drink since i went through the trouble to not look like ass.
so 3 drinks later for them and I can’t recall how many for me(catch up) things get a little loud.
the truth is, I’m a closet asshole.
beers and 5 rumplemints and rum runner later I elbow the guy next to me and he spills his drink. We’re sitting at the bar and it’s abit crowded. My friend was in the middle of telling me something serious about somehting serious so I didn’t catch on the guy had half a beer on him. I said I was sorry for nudging him and turned back around to hear more about my buddy’s shitstorm.
Next thing I know( nhappened pretty fast) my buddy’s eyes get real wide and I feel this tug on my shoulder than pulls me around all the way and I see this other guy’s eyes. I know what’s coming so my right hand comes up(he’s on my left) and
POW
He’s off the stool.
Sure enough. the dude’s a oopma loompa.
I knocked out a midget.
I don’t really know how to feel about the whole thing. I mean, this guy’s friends just busted out laughing. I bought him another beer while they put him back on the stool and we booked right on out.
-dna
to comment:
Originally Posted by Minglor
Hondas have no soul
but European cars eat your money
it was cheaper to rebuild my bmw inline 6 than it was for my honda 4 cyl vvteeekkk
lol.
that was a fantastic post
Pauly
November 30, 2006, 9:43am
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OMG the miget story is bring tears to my eyes, thats some funny shit lol
JEG
November 30, 2006, 10:25am
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:lol: @ the midget story. That was awsome. Should have asked if he would take on a lion ;).
Minglor
November 30, 2006, 12:39pm
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Cost of repairs /= soul.
Hondas are heartless.
Maybe it is the lack luster interior.
Or just the feeling I have driving a honda…
People on the road treat honda drivers different.
sidenote-
The motor in my honda cost me 100 dollars.
complete.
and it runs fucking flawlessly (thanks jdmsir)
from the Political Science, for Dummies thread
BikerFry:
NYSPEED
You have one cow
Someone else has a cow that makes more milk
You claim that over the winter you are going to feed your cow thousands of dollars worth of a blend of feed of your own design and in the spring your cow will produce the most milk of any cow in Buffalo
You do nothing
In the spring people ask about your cow
Not wanting to be embarassed, you milk your cow as hard as you can
Your cow dies. You blame the weather
LOL some good shit there, the midget story was awesome :lol:
from the Political Science, for Dummies thread
Daddie:
Cuban Crisis
You have no cows.
You conjur up a cow in your head and boast to everyone on the internet how you have a cow, and when you milk it, money comes out of it’s ass.
You buy another cow, saying that you will pay with the money that comes out of your conjoured cow’s ass, but you have to wait until the end of the month because “I don’t like to milk my (imaginary) cow too many times a month.” You don’t pay, and you run away with the other guy’s cow to another state.
You dress up your cow that you fled with as Supercow, and photoshop that cow getting saved by itself dressed up as Supercow from a villian cow, who is also, that same cow. That same cow makes a myspace page and begins to believe it is Supercow.
Meanwhile, the imaginary cow in your head is now complaining that you aren’t paying attention to it enough, so you upgrade the imaginary cow to a flying cow. You tell people all over the farm that you have a flying cow, and it really knows how to fly.
Then you change your story about your cow.
Using photoshop, you create a picture of your imaginary cow all dressed up and tell people that “it’s the model cow on all of the milk cartons”, but people all know, that cow is way too ugly to be a model cow.
The real cow you stole tries to sign onto NYSpeed, and gets banned repeatedly, even when you dress up your cow in different costumes.
Jack
December 1, 2006, 2:56pm
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OT - I saw CubanCrisis in the walden galleria mall 2 weeks or so ago.