"Best Post evaR" Hall of Fame - NYSPEED Edition

Meh, I think you guys blew that one out of proportion. The picture shows that it is quite obvious how many times that curb gets blasted. It is way longer than it needs to be and it makes you have to take a weird angle to get around it. If you really think that she was saying it was the “curbs fault for getting in the way”, then you are some sort of retarded.

+1

Originally Posted by bing
i was a bellman at a hotel a few summers ago, then called the Day’s Inn overlooking the falls, now its the Oakes in, its right beside the new Casino.

there was construction on various levels early in the season so many of the floors were shut down even though it might just have been for repainting in the hallways.

one week the top floor was shut down, and since we often had an hour or two with absolutely nothing to do i was chilling in room 1207 watching the falls and i called up the wifey, it was melissa than too.

i figured it’d be neat so i wacked off all over the room and left a mess in various places.

eventually i got fired because they found out, while on-duty, i stood at the top of the stairs on the observation level and peed all down the stairs… it went down several floors… it was hilarious.

they didnt tell me they knew it was me but they did ask me to clean it up… so i took a dry mop with no bucket up there, wiped it all over the walls then took teh elevator down and put the mop on the foot of a tourist that was in teh elevator with me…

before exiting the elevator i wiped the mop all over the buttons… then i left nad never came back…

well i came back once in the off season to set off bottle rockets in the front foyer, but since then i havent been back.

:lol:

+2

Yeah the angles there are a bitch.

typical adreniline junkie

From 93z24’s “dennys accident” thread, which ripped the lip off his front bumper

this is amazing

hahahaha

Fucking awesome post.

:rofl:

that’s a good one.

from the "NYSpeed @ Winged Warrior Performance Challenge " thread

Thats not funny

I don’t get it?

[quote=“cbass,post:22,topic:24748"”]

That’s like asking if A*man stopped lying about everything.

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lol

god i cant believe i posted about that hotel room…

what i forgot to add was that i actually helped some people with their bags into room 1207 that day and got a $7 tip… siiiic

when talking about sex positions and such, this was directed at Lafengas.

[quote=“Freek”"]

but do girls get weirded out when you pull out and then put on your carbon fiber condom and take twenty thousand pictures of you doing it? hrmmm

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fuckin great. lol

bump for the recent stuff

http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=27462

:tup:

i dont’ know how i missed the political science thread. i bowdown to both howie and bikerfry. :lol:

[quote=“RobHimself,post:210,topic:26916"”]

[quote=Tunerfreak;504124]when did all these girls join?

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When they needed their oil changed :smiley: [/quote]

:lol: :rofl: :biglol: