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http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1205/xbox360.html

:rofl: x 13526246734573245623523

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LOL wtf!

Can the Xbox 360 watch you masturbate? I’m sure it will help millions of youngsters shim-sham their tallywhackers because it delightfully accepts dirty videos! But it isn’t going to sit there out of concern while it watches you commit the sin of personal abuse, and it isn’t going to cry tears of love and forgiveness as you get up to find a paper towel afterwards!

perverted jesus

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I’m very confused by this article. Its obviously fake, but its still indicative of the way “saved” people think. They think that just because they have “let God into their hearts” that they can do no wrong.

I dated a girl like this. She preached to me and said that I had to let God in my heart by asking him to come in, then I would be saved and I would be assured that I was going to heaven. Her father was the same way but he also stole cable, downloaded software illegally, would skip out on work to play videogames, got a BJ from a girlfriend in front of his daughter, and to top it off, the girl i was dating cheated on me. Crazy.

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Landoverbaptist is my favorite!.

and

www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/

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hey jen, come check this out!!!

uh, WTF>

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Well it was accidental of course. But when you have a young daughter in the other room you gotta know she’s asleep before you drop your pants.

Oh I have plenty more stories where that came from.

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perfect example of why religions & cults are the same fucking bag of tools and a waste of breath.

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Word. I still believe in God, but I certainly don’t think I need to go to church and pay money to prove it.

<-----grew up in a strict Catholic family

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Jay this thread can go real far, real fast. So I’m just gonna say :tspry: and /nick

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Yeah I feel it. I’m going to quit right now.

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can i get her email addy?

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haha 5 years ago = :shrug:

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:word:

Funny article though, even tho its fake :smiley:

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thats not fair…

can jesus

  1. play backups?
  2. emulate snes (and most other game systems)?
  3. play mp3’s?

i didnt think so
that makes my xbox is way cooler. this would mean that the 360 is responsible for creation.

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Going further with your theory, we can therefor say that you indeed invented man, right? :hay:

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I’m gonna smash all of your XBox360’s into walls. Sinners!

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jesus is pissed cause he got his shit pushed in on tekken

quit being the tree assclown

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he’s pissed because he had to pay 1500 for a 360 on ebay

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fixed

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lol