Bloody hell...

…I Just dropped some mayonaise on my shirt while having lunch at my desk :run:

I’m pretty sure it was mayonaise and not some projectile semen. :noes:

officially the most useless thread of the month

:lol: 8) :shock:

yay, nothing like beating your shit at work

may be useless but still very funny, i don’t suggest tasting it to make sure what it is

Strangely enough, the mayo dropped on my right breast.

I looked down and just licked it off. That got me hard in an instant.

Now I can’t concentrate.

man if u cant concentrate just jack it till u explode, take a half hour nap, then get back to work and u will be focused by then

^^ clearly has done this one too many times.

GT

Kind of hard to jack off to programming code…

Thats why you should never eat mayo. Unless you’re eating chicken or fish.

And I’m sure some nut job thinks programming code is the sexiest most kinky thing.

mayo is nasty.
I’d have to throw the shirt out.

Not exactly an Arrow brand shirt from The Bay :hsugh:

Not exactly an Arrow brand shirt from The Bay :hsugh:[/quote]whats The Bay?

Brown guys eat mayo?