best thing I’ve read all … week. maybe month.
Then with all my might and effort, I rolled her over on top of me. Second huge mistake. I think my pelvis might be shattered or atleast some sort of internal bleeding was inflicted.
It is pretty funny, but if she’s really 145, he may be a bit over the top with her weight.
I got $10 that says this guy is 130lbs soaking wet so to him, she is the earth and he’s the mutherfucking moon.
The man speaks from experience 
145 is not fat, depending on how the girl is proportioned. Either way this was a funny read very descriptive…I have a tempurpedic mattress, I was wondering what would happen in said event. Looks like I have my answer.
shhhhhh neither of us have gone above 120
lol good read…
but that girl is cute…she’s not fat at all…she’s got curves…an ass and titttties…
Maybe its because I am a small dude 
. But 145 is wayyyy over my limits and i drink a lot, lol…
good read though!
edited.
I dont want anything to do with this.
And lol no.
“Thats a lot of booze.”
anyone that claims they havnt done 145, your either albinovirginrat or you don’t drink
145 is not fat lol
well i’ll be the first to admit … i drink 
hell i’m drinking right now, and i’d totally fuck that, i’d even bring her around my friends. put put put put put put mmmmmmmmmmrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr the moped goes 
funniest thing iv read in a while
what if she’s 150 and 6’5" ?
or you’ll take a 115lb chick who is 2’ 5" ???
weight depends on the girl and how she wears it. i know a chick who is like 145 5’5" and has a smoking body … but she’s solid muscle. i also knew a chick with the same height and weight and she was gross and sloppy…
It’s all build and frame; there are people out there with small frames who are tiny (Which it seems everyone on this board is and dates); there are also medium and larger frames that have a larger build.
Personally, I’m 6’4, 210#s; my GF is just about where this girl is size and weight wise. But she is far from fat, infact she’s got a gymnast/professional cheerleaders body with almost all of it muscle. Personally I like a girl with a few curves and not just skin and bones. Plus myself not being a small dude like a lot of you guys are… tiny just doesn’t appeal to me as much; I’m afraid of breaking them. LOL
So, what would be the reaction, IF this Chick was online and saw this little writeup?
Suicide, rampage, or diet?
:tup: