Buy a car, get a free Gun.

http://uk.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUKN2249853620080522

Max Motors, a small Butler, Missouri dealership that has as its logo a grimacing cowboy wielding a pistol, has sold more than 30 cars and trucks in the last three days, far more than its normal volume. And owner Mark Muller credits his decision to start offering buyers their choice of a $250 gas card or a $250 credit at a gun shop.

“This thing has taken off. Sales have quadrupled,” said Muller. The store sells both used and new vehicles including General Motors and Ford products.

Every buyer so far “except one guy from Canada and one old guy” has elected to take the gun, Muller said. Muller recommends his customers select a Kel-Tec .380 pistol.

Outside of western NY dealerships actually do cool things.
Like in wisconsin, they’ll take a brand new f-250, throw a 6" lift on it and some 35" tires, and do some other cool shit to it and sell it for mega profit.

They’d rather sell you a gun than a car alarm. Gun has many more uses besides “protectin’ ya’ll’s property”…

hmmmm, seems to have worked great for 'em.

id take the handgun and shot whoever is in charge of these gas prices

dude go stick up the world economy