I am working on stuff at work. I am wearing these sweet girls jeans with low cut waist to show my hott ass. There is no way you can’t tell i have them on. But nevertheless, women always find time to stop by my desk and say something dumb. Today this lady stops, looks me right in the face and says “omg your so cute, i think i saw you on myspace”
Jesus fucking christ. No lady, i am wearing a these size 3 jeans because i want to make you horny. But i just politely say “yeah i know thier great” then go back to my buisness. I just thought these pants were a clear indication of my sexuality.
An ex-ish girl gave me some of her old pants and i was rocking them last night. They are something i never heard of: “slouch fit”?
The waist in the front was RETARDEDLY low. So low in fact, that if i wasnt wearing boxers and my bullet belt, i am pretty sure you could have seen my dick. But the back covered up my ass nicely…
