Car and Driver's 10 best

10Best Rejected Ford Vehicle Names

  • Falafel
  • Freebase
  • Expire
  • Freeloader
  • Excon
  • Entrail
  • Famine
  • Exxon
  • ForceX
  • Exfoliate

10Best Suspiciously (Homo)Erotic automotive terms

  • Stretch a head stud
  • Stroker crank
  • Double pumper
  • Sit on the pole
  • Tighten the gladn nuts
  • Slave cylinder
  • Boring and stroking
  • The Miata Club of America (THE BEST ONE!)
  • Layshaft
  • Belt driven blower

10Best Vagualey Sexual Car Names

  • Ford Probe
  • Dodge Magnum
  • Suzuki Aerio
  • Volvo
  • Audi TT
  • Stanley Steamer
  • Subaru Outback
  • Ford Bronco
  • Bugatti Veyron Pur Sang
  • Dodge Ram

10Best Rejected Car Magazine Titles

  • GM Show Cars for Jay Leno Weekly
  • Honky!
  • Modern Molester Van
  • Just a Crapload of Press Kits Monthly
  • Corolla Rampante
  • The Economycarimist
  • Blinker: The Magazine for Oblvious Coots
  • Populist Mechanics
  • Ass-Engined Nazi Sled Quarterly
  • Keith Martin’s Sports Car Market 2008 Gude to Bidding in Auction While Totally Hammered

10Best Car names that sound like stage names

  • Mercedes
  • Fiero
  • Veracruz
  • Dakota
  • Savana
  • Sundance
  • Aurora
  • Diamante
  • Fiesta
  • Aveo

Straight comedy :lol: