Change my oil

I wont go to any of those 10min change places due to the tards that work there. And between my 2 jobs I dont have the time/energy to do it myself. Anyone got a garage/lift and feel like changing my oil out for some $?

cant find the drain plug?

http://www.1st-try.com/

let me know, i can take care of it for you. i am right by robinson towne center