Cheney to be president

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If only for a short time.

Not sure if I was GW I’d allow Cheney anywhere near Camp David during the procedure.

WASHINGTON (CNN) – President Bush will undergo a routine colonoscopy Saturday, and will transfer power to Vice President Dick Cheney during the procedure, expected to take about two and a half hours, the chief White House spokesman said.
Tony Snow said Friday that the procedure, during which a doctor looks for any signs of cancer, will be carried out at Camp David, Maryland, and the president will be placed under anesthesia.
Bush’s last colonoscopy was in June 2002, and no abnormalities were found, Snow said.

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[quote=“JayS”"]

If only for a short time.

Not sure if I was GW I’d allow Cheney anywhere near Camp David during the procedure.

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:spam:

Where were you last night, sucka?

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oh christ, can you imagine the jokes in the media over this… I CANT WAIT :biglaugh:

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wow… i find it funny that the story “horse falls off trail in CA” overshadows Cheney taking over power :lol:

http://img101.mytextgraphics.com/photolava/2007/07/20/haha-477lhj4ak.jpg

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Hurry, DICK, youve got 2 hours to strike Iran, the time is now, victory is ours!!! :clap:

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[quote=“RuBiCaNT,post:2,topic:32681"”]

:spam:

Where were you last night, sucka?

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Did you read that PM? Last night was the wife’s BDAY. No way I was going out drinking. I’m an asshole, but not that big of an asshole. :lol:

"Mr. President, your procedure went fine, but we have some other news we need to share with you.

  1. Iraq is a big plate of glass.
  2. A laser shot down from a satellite and incinerated Hugo Chavez
  3. No one knows where Kim Jong-il is, but there is a big radioactive hole where his mansion used to be.
  4. Haliburton is the 51st state."
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Maybe during Bush’s colonoscopy, they might find his head up there.

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please tell my why they have to transfer power so the President can have something shoved up his ass?

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[quote=“Calico Angel,post:7,topic:32681"”]

please tell my why they have to transfer power so the President can have something shoved up his ass?

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because the president will be placed under anesthesia. So if something happens and he ends up in a coma there wont be any problems about whether or not he is still in charge of the country while in a coma.

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hmmmm, I think this is a cover up…DICK shot Georgie in the ASS with Bird shot and it’s getting removed.

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[quote=“boxxa,post:6,topic:32681"”]

Maybe during Bush’s colonoscopy, they might find his head up there.

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ZING!

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[quote=“boxxa,post:6,topic:32681"”]

Maybe during Bush’s colonoscopy, they might find his head up there.

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:lol:

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And just on this thread are half the jokes that will be made by comedians tonight.

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he has been running the government for years anyways

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[quote=“boxxa,post:6,topic:32681"”]

Maybe during Bush’s colonoscopy, they might find his head up there.

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:rofl:

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IBWMDsAreFinallyFound

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[quote=“boxxa,post:6,topic:32681"”]

Maybe during Bush’s colonoscopy, they might find his head up there.

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i LOL’d.

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[quote=“JCuz,post:13,topic:32681"”]

he has been running the government for years anyways

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I was going to say that.:wiggle: