its official. the girl thats having the baby is pregnant with someone elses kid! she’s 3 months pregnant. i screwed her 2 months ago. im in the clear!!!
wait was this all for real? :lol: you’re probably the dumbest person on here.
LOL amazing…
it was all for real. you might all meet this girl when the weather warms up and we start having meets again
LOL you are my favorite nyspeeder ever…
Sure she could count to 3?
she probably cant, but her doctor can
haha, you banged a pregnant chick
fuck blowing it inside of a girls ass too. I wrap it up for the road less traveled. for a few reasons
A) no dirt on the dip stick
B) no infection from tiny little bacterias going inside of your dick
C) if cum runs out of her now gaping ass into her vag, shes still going to get knocked up
D) if you have ever slapped a girl with a condom full of cum from her ass, you’ll know this is sooo much more enjoyable than busting inside of her ass.
I bet this wasn’t real at all.
a focus… on life?
sooo how many girls are knocked up now…?
X2. I lost track of which ones were banging other dudes/not making you pay child support/visiting the shashmorsion clinic/faking pregnancy. If you got through this free and clear, I would suggest buying a lottery ticket and a shitload of condoms.
one of the girls already had the shmashmortion. im not sure about the other one, i havent heard from her since last month. the only girl that was going to keep the kid isnt even pregnant with my kid. so i only knocked up two girls.
i’m calling BS shawn.
i haven’t gotten my period in 2 months now, somethings up.
chris can vouch for me that this is real. he found out about the first one before i even posted on here.
wow how did I miss this thread before, epic
ill second that haha wtf!
lame.
now you have to get at least 2 of them together for a 3some.