grand ams are for fat girls. you know the girls i’m talking about. they were kind of cute in high school, but those fat bitches have put on way too much weight, yet they still buy clothes from victoria secret’s PINK line. you can see the silk-screened letters stretched, straining to cover her whole ass… the bad tan… the fake blond hair… all the dangly shit hanging from the rear view mirror… and don’t get me started on how big the fucking keychain is…
don’t act like you don’t know what i’m talking about.
(note: the same girls, with slightly more money, can often be seen in base model 2g automatic DSMs or Eclipse Spyders)