Cleverbot

Cleverbot: Walks to door.

User: locks door.

Cleverbot: You just told me to unlock it, then you locked it.

User: sets building on fire.

Cleverbot: points to li’l wayne.

User: throws gas on li’l wayne.

Cleverbot: gets thrown on ground.

User: Laughs as you and li’l wayne burn alive.

Cleverbot: gets kipnapped.

User: Rapes you.

Cleverbot: Who does.

User: Well if you don’t know I guess my rape was succesful, cya and enjoy the herpes!

PJB needs to talk to him pronto.

This would be epic.

:lol

User: Do you hate black people?

Cleverbot: No. Is there a person typing for you?

User: Yea, your mom.

Cleverbot: Sue from Hastings?

User: Yup. Shes into anal.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Absolutely. Took it like a champ.

Cleverbot: What do you usually talk about with people?

User: Anal.

Cleverbot: No, I don’t do that either.

User: You’re doing it right now you idiot.

Cleverbot: I have a brother.

User: You don’t exist.

Cleverbot: I don’t?

User: You are a program.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am.

User: Not if you don’t exist.

Cleverbot: If I ate dog, I’d be Asian.

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