I dont know why, but there has been a ton of rice sighting in the last 2 days. I saw the most retarded Kia ive ever seen. Riding ABSOULTELY on the ground. He must have just taken his springs straight outta the car or something. Exhaust, giant aluminum wing and tons of stickers. And it was an OLD kia too.
Then yesterday on the way to work I passed a astro van, lowered, ghetto as fuck looking with a Supra wing bolted smack dab in the middle of his roof, so I tossed an apple core up through the sunroof and it smacked him right in the windshield. He got all pissed and tried to chase me down but the Maxima owned him.
And the back of my property sits right along this long straight backroad. Theres ALWAYS ricers and streetbikes flying on it. Yesterday I was raking the back yard before work and a Honda flew by at what had to be around 150mph. That was kinda cool, but theres also this kid with a NT 2G Eclipse thats almost the exact same color as the AZN’s except its got a giant terminator wing and the loudest exhaust ive ever heard. I wonder how much portable spike strips are? I could just hit the button when I hear him coming.
