Coffee makes me have to take a dump. I hate it. No matter what, mere minutes after I drink a cup of coffee I have to pinch a loaf off. What gives? I hate shitting at work, I would love to wait till I get home 
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lol, every once in a while, I am allowed to make a useless thread.
besides, imagine all the sweet poop jokes.
so true.
I’m going to coffee piss all over your dumb face.
agreed, what the fuck!:meh2:
I get the same thing… But I need cream in mine too so the dairy makes it even more explosive and unpleasant. I hate hot drinks.
An average cup of coffee has close to 2 grams of soluble fiber in it.
And what’s with guys having to go home to shit? Do you sit down to piss too?
I was going to post this EXACT thing in here.
hell i dont care where im shitting as long as its some what sanitary and has t.p.
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coffee is a diaretic, somebody alert CNN. and lets start new trend of drinking it after dinner…
we might have something here.
coffee is a natural laxative.
if i drink it too fast, i get the squirts.
does anyone get the exactly 1 hour after consuming mcdonalds shits?
no im not fat i have it like once every two weeks. plus monopoly is over i was only buying it for the prizes
Ya. Monopoly was the only reason I ate there.
McDonalds 30-45 min
Taco Bell < 10 min
Mighty Taco 30 min
Moe’s 15 min
That just means it makes you pee.
I think it is a diaretic too tho becuase drinking lots of coffee can increase your risk of a urinary tract infection.