Cool inspection stations?

I cant find any headlights for my beater, so at the moment they are chillin there with some 300mph tape. It also has half a front bumper left. All lights, signals, horn… no cel… everything else is top notch. The previous owner had not had it inspected since July! so the sticker calling for a ticket, and I have 8 days left on my temp insp.

Is there any “cool” inspection spots you might want to share with me?

Please just PM me, I dont want to give away/shit-can the inspection place by posting their establishment on the web.

I’m also interested in this info if anyone can send me a PM. I got a 440WHP Evo running E-85, catless, and a dump tube. I have no check engine light or anything and I’m on stock ECU so I’d pass the OBD2 test, just wouldnt pass the visual…

Thanks

6 pack and ma’s garage always seem to do wonders for small problems:ninja

And it can probably be garbage beer like Busch.

I really dont see how that shithole can afford to stay open. I dont think they work on anything newer than 1984 either judging by the cars that are usually out there.