granted but in the process you get arrested and your car gets impounded and crushed.
i wish i had a car to jump to out-do travis pastrana
Granted…but it’s in a yugo with perez hilton as your co-pilot
I wish i was at calabogie right now…
granted but youre banned from eyeshot of the race track
i wish this water bottle wasnt empty
granted, but its filled with goat urine
i wish std’s never existed
Granted but now there are no chicks left on earth to fuck…only goats
I wish it was snowing more
uh, granted… :rofl
I wish winter was one month of solid snowfall and then back to summer.
granted! only it snows so much it takes the whole summer to melt it and back to snow
i wish itd QUIT snowing in ny
Granted. Instead of snow, it will precipitate sulfuric acid.
I wish the fart that just came out of my ass didn’t stink so bad so I stop having a gag reflex.
granted but get use to your farts smelling like latex.
i wish i didnt have to drink this Pre W/O shake
Granted, but your werent gagging on the smell…
I wish it was 4pm so I can leave work.
granted, but you got stuck in traffic for 3 hours
I wish a kangaroo would kick TdiLogik in the face
granted… your gay partners with him
I wish I was never tired
granted, but youre up all night fucking pete
I wish Muuurrrdawwwg still lived in slutville
granted… slutville is filled with millions of hot virgins
I wish all mustangs would catch fire… mmmm…NOW
granted, but pjb’s lives on and on
I wish K20s never exploded! :lol
granted…
I wish pjb was a happy camper for once
granted, pjb is forever camping in the everglades happily
I wish i was a baller
granted… but your name is terry Ferguson and you lost your genitals in a fire
I wish I was a cheetah
Granted but you get attacked by a gay tiger
I was DSMs always ran.
Granted. But only 420A’s will be left after a freak meteor shower takes out all 4G63’s.
I wish Dinosaurs were still around. Including the T-Rex.