Granted but they’ve evloved like in the super mario movie and you are now surrounded by cheesy 80’s memorabilia.
I wish the world would end in 2012!
Granted but they’ve evloved like in the super mario movie and you are now surrounded by cheesy 80’s memorabilia.
I wish the world would end in 2012!
granted but you and the gay guy with the world’s largest penis are the only survivors and drift in a space shuttle helplessly forever.
(http://shift518.gom-host.com/showthread.php?t=15292 just in case you havent seen it)
I wish the 2012 was here and we had a new president!
Granted however it’s 2010 and a revolution kicked his ass out!
I wish for more time in a day!
Granted, but you can only have another second :lol
I wish my Acura had JDM powers that gave it 50hp for every sticker I put on it.
granted… but it has an alero motor with a 40r and spools at 7k with an 8k limiter
I wish sully would stop being such a bitch
I wish Kelly Kelly was my wife.
Granted, but your Elton John kind of gay.
I wish my TL1000 put 200 to the wheel and handles like an R1.
Granted, but it has a 20mph speed limiter than cant be removed.
I wish that every day was Saturday.
Granted, but for some reason you never wake up on saturdays…
I wish Americans would boycot as many Chinese products as humanly possible
granted… joey and I lose our jobs :lol
I wish I didn’t suck ass at COD tonight
Granted, but you suck at life instead
I wish I could go to sleep
Grabted, but that mean you have to get a job and work hard…
I wish Adam would get a job and work hard.
Granted, but he is now employed at KFC in grand central station and doesn’t get any breaks.
I wish my laptop were a desktop
Granted, but the same chicks that are rejecting you now would still reject you on the desktop.
I wish I could get a prostate massage right now.
Granted but it’s from a monkey.
I wish it was warm out.
granted but it’s so hot all of the blacktop is mushy and pliable.
I wish I knew how I slept through 54 minutes of alarm clock this am…
Granted, but it took you another hour to figure it out and made you even more late to work.
I wish Benny would remove the Santa hat in his avatar
granted but not because i dont want to change it.
I wish my work desk had a vagina
Granted, but its made from wood, like your desk, and has splinters in it :lol
I wish for 400rwhp!