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Granted but they’ve evloved like in the super mario movie and you are now surrounded by cheesy 80’s memorabilia.

I wish the world would end in 2012!

granted but you and the gay guy with the world’s largest penis are the only survivors and drift in a space shuttle helplessly forever.
(http://shift518.gom-host.com/showthread.php?t=15292 just in case you havent seen it)

I wish the 2012 was here and we had a new president!

Granted however it’s 2010 and a revolution kicked his ass out!

I wish for more time in a day!

Granted, but you can only have another second :lol

I wish my Acura had JDM powers that gave it 50hp for every sticker I put on it.

granted… but it has an alero motor with a 40r and spools at 7k with an 8k limiter

I wish sully would stop being such a bitch

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I wish Kelly Kelly was my wife.

Granted, but your Elton John kind of gay.

I wish my TL1000 put 200 to the wheel and handles like an R1.

Granted, but it has a 20mph speed limiter than cant be removed.

I wish that every day was Saturday.

Granted, but for some reason you never wake up on saturdays…

I wish Americans would boycot as many Chinese products as humanly possible

granted… joey and I lose our jobs :lol

I wish I didn’t suck ass at COD tonight

Granted, but you suck at life instead

I wish I could go to sleep

Grabted, but that mean you have to get a job and work hard…

I wish Adam would get a job and work hard.

Granted, but he is now employed at KFC in grand central station and doesn’t get any breaks.

I wish my laptop were a desktop

Granted, but the same chicks that are rejecting you now would still reject you on the desktop.

I wish I could get a prostate massage right now.

Granted but it’s from a monkey.

I wish it was warm out.

granted but it’s so hot all of the blacktop is mushy and pliable.

I wish I knew how I slept through 54 minutes of alarm clock this am…

Granted, but it took you another hour to figure it out and made you even more late to work.

I wish Benny would remove the Santa hat in his avatar

granted but not because i dont want to change it.

I wish my work desk had a vagina

Granted, but its made from wood, like your desk, and has splinters in it :lol

I wish for 400rwhp!