Granted. But your EBrake gets stuck in the locked position and you can’t move the car.
I wish sleep wasn’t necessary.
granted. too bad now uve accomplished everything you wanted in 6 months and have nothing to do and commit suicide
i wish the transformers were real and I had a bad ass ninja robot body
granted. but you got drunk one night and fell asleep in the yard during a thunder storm only to become nothing but a pile of rusting metal the next day.
I wish I could think of more cool things to wish about.
Granted, but you forgot them before you could post.
I wish it was March and I was in Cali already.
Granted, but Cali just sunk into the ocean.
I wish it was Friday! 3 day weekend FTMFW!!!
granted but u will be asked by your girlfriend to hang out with her fat friend all weekend.
ps: i have a 4 day weekend! bam!
i wish i could cheat on my taxes and get away with it.
granted, but a group of vigilante tax ninja attourneys catch up with u and take everything u have and then some.
I wish it was summer, cold sucks!
Granted…but it rains everyday and we float out to sea
I wish i didn’t have to deal with dumbass people
granted, everyone on earth is dead but a buncha cats.
i wish i had an RS6 avant
Granted…but it’s used and was owned by a yuppie couple who never changed the oil and now the engine is sludged and needs a rebuild…
Wish the government would listen to the people
can’t wait to see the response to this^^^
Granted… but the wide-spread overwhelming levels of confusion coincidentally triggered large-scale spontaneous human combustion of the majority of the US population.
I wish the next response is in response to this one.
Granted…but it sets of a chain of events leading to a china-syndrome and the earth destroys itself
I guess since were dead now i cant wish for anything other than my two front teeth
i wish for your two front teeth
granted… you have aids
I wish I was captain planet
granted, you’re dead, i am captain pollution!
i wish i didnt have aids from teef
granted… you now have a downstairs mix up
I wish stallmer would keep a car for more than 2 months
Granted, but it’s yours.
Wish someone would hurry up and buy my car.
haha… hes already owned my car
granted… you can never use another motorized vehicle for the rest of your life
I wish I didn’t have to write another paper for the rest of my life.
LULZ
Granted, you have no fingers.
Wish it was Friday.