Granted. But you get fired since you didn’t show up to work on Thursday’s :lol
I wish life was easy like sunday morning.
Granted, but you endure ‘afternoon delight’, well, all day long, in a maximum security facility and you are the community bitch.
I wish I didn’t have to work.
Granted…but now you work for me Linden…
wish i wasn’t tired all the time
Granted but now you can never sleep.
I wish I didn’t work for Tom… but just got paid for it.
Granted…but now your mom has to do the “work” for you…
I wish it was 5 oclock
Granted, but I’ll be just getting up and my salad won’t be ready to be tossed.
I wish I could meet Billy Fuccillo
Granted but it’s at that Zoo bordello in washington state and you both are too ashamed to talk to each other.
I wish it all my fucking parts would show up already
Granted but they are all the wrong parts.
I wish the work day was over.
Granted its over, but you find out you have to work Saturday morning 6AM.
I wish it will stay above freezing for a few weeks.
Granted, but global warming has now occurred and the coldest weather NY ever sees is 60 degrees. Celsius :lol
I wish that there was a wish that could be made that is absolutely uncorruptable.
granted… I have it and your dead
I wish I could see the future
Granted, but all you would see is living with PJB and him being your father figure.
I wish my cack was not bent sharply to the left.
Granted, it is instead bent sharply to the right.
I wish American colleges had free tuition like most European colleges do.
Granted, but you would just use the extra money on hookers and blow.
I wish a barely legal vagina was in my face right now.
Granted, but so his her father with a sawed off loaded with bird shot and aimed at your member.
I wish I knew the answers to all.
Back from the dead.
Granted but there is nobody around to ask a question anymore.
I wish I didn’t have very bad procrastination habits.
Granted, but now you get things done so fast you forget what you even accomplished, and are living like Sisiphys, pushing a rock up a hill over and over and over and over.
I wish the dealership would find me a Track edition Z.
Granted, but the previous owner died in it.
I wish I had unlimited funds.
Granted, but its monopoly money.
I wish I knew some super random government secret.
granted, but you have to suck 20wrx09’s dick in order to hear it
I wish I was little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her, I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat, and a six four Impala