haha thats good stuff i loved that song haha
Granted, even though its more than one wish. You’re only taller when you stand on your right leg because it’s longer. You can no longer play basketball due to this injury. The girl who looks good wasn’t always a girl, and the rabbit got AIDS and died.
I wish I had the balls to call out of work today.
granted but later in the day they fall off in the most painfull way.
i wish to not have wishes
Granted, now GTFO :ahh
I wish NY was like Arizona and it was nice year around, but you could always go to the nearest mountain to snowboard.
Granted, but now snowboarding is the official sport of homosexuality.
I wish I could bench press a trailer home.
Granted but you have no legs…
I wish i was the king of england
granted but because your english, you like sucking huge black cock.
i wish to be as cool as tony. 
granted, but you’re not allowed to key vipers
i wish 99.9999999999999999999999999999% of honda owners didnt suck
Granted, but the .0000000000000000000000001% of honda owners who didn’t suck owned CR-V’s.
I wish that the J series motors had a bigger aftermarket.
just go fuck yourself.
:rofl
:cry