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:rofl

Granted, however they just like me and never talk to you.

I wish I worked more OT last week! Paycheck was meh today.

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granted, but you get .5 time

I wish I was dead :lol

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Granted but OT pay was used to cure your gonorrhea.

I wish the snow thats outside now, could have came last night for some fun :frowning:

424

Granted, but you would have failed again at snow drifting :lol

I wish Jersey Shore was on every day

425

granted but u will still never be as jacked and tan as sully

i wish i could fist pump as good as ronnie

426

Granted, but you’d be pumping your ass

I wish failvis would come back

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granted but he too will be more jacked and tan than you.

i wish PJB would brow a blowout.

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Granted, PJB now hooks up with more girls than anyone else on this forum.

I wish PJB would stop being a neg-nancy

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he’ll be back on the 24th I’m sure.

granted but he would end up being so positive that he meets a member of your family and produces new relatives for you with that person.

i wish i could get a tour.

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Granted, a tour of PJBs matchbox collection.

I wish I had a heated garage.

431

Granted, but the tour is a tour of an abandoned mine shaft which implodes onto itself while you are inside.

I wish I could fast foward to June.

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granted, but we get happen to get 3’ of snow mid june, and the temps drop 50* permanently.

i wish i had a hot secretary at work that lived under my desk.

433

granted. shes on fire smoldering

i wish it was goddamn sumer already, no more winters and the weather was permanently nice and pleasant

434

granted but you lose your arms and cant drive anything.

i wish i could find a fire extinguisher to put out said on fire desk slut

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I wish your sister made me some pie :cry:

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Gatville:

Granted but you drop it on her head and knock her out, maybe a good thing?

I wish I had a fleshlight.

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granted, your fleshlight is now a jar of salt with barbwire.

i wish i had a REAL fleshlight

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u fail, thats the best thing since kdubs post in the gif thread :lol

granted, but it gets stuck on your dick for eternity

i wish i could go picking wildflowers

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Granted but your penor shrunk so much you cant find it.

I wish it was spring so I can race gatville and show him what a POS jap car can do.

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granted. you both go racing thru the wildflowers and crash in a fiery mess.

i wish i had more peach ice tea