Craiglist: Wow

NYSpeed Automotive
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http://buffalo.craigslist.org/car/669188515.html

LOW MILEAGE
NEED TO SELL ASAP
GOING TO PRISON FOR THE NEXT 15+ YRS
THIS TRUCK MUST BE GONE BY WED. AFTERNOON… SENTENCING IS THURSDAY…
MUST GET CASH FOR THIS TRUCK. NO CHECKS, NO TRADE, COLD GREENBACKS
WAS IN THE AUTOTRADER AND BUFFALO NEWS BUT COULDNT SELL IT. WAS GOING TO E-BAY IT BUT MY TIME IS UP…
WILL CUT A DEAL IF GIRLFRIEND OR WIFE IS WILLING TO HELP ME OUT THE NIGHT BEFORE MY SENTENCING…COULD DISCUSS…
THANKS.

Wow, you’re going away for 15 years and want to sleep with my wife/gf…nice. :eek:

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I could have guessed the truck based on this description.

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:rofl: thats great!

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:lol: I wonder if he has the title…

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lol. thats awsome. Who wouldnt want to put a little work in before your locked up fir 15 years??

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This kind of sounds like the “Need to sell my car, going to Iraq” or “Need to sell my sons car, died in Iraq” craigslist ads where they want cash asap.

Plus, if you are going to prison for 15 years, how the hell are you just walking around the streets?

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he’s prolly on bail

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people who are going to jail for 15 years are not on bail. they are sitting in jail waiting to go to prison

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I don’t think i’d want to have 15k+ in cash around a dude that is going to jail for 15 years…

Quick cash = quick plane ticket

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naah.

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buy my car and let me do your wife… wow you really have to love craigslist…

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just hire a whore to slop his knob, and then take his truck.

Win Win?

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good call!

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i agree. or if you were out on bail, you fronted quite a bit of money for bail and arent wasting your last few days trying to sell a 15k truck.

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LOL wtf? people are really getting creative on there lately

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Haha, nice trade offer.

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classy

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Josh, let’s split it, it is in orchard park.

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i saw this last night and couldnt believe it

plus, who would want to be around a criminal about to be convicted? messed up

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Thats what I was thinking.