Craigslist Of The Day Thread


#121

Apparently this guy is a German Shepard and will have sex with you for money. What a cool dog.

http://nyspeed.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=9154&stc=1&d=1240951966


#122

(ACTUAL POSTING FROM CRAIG’S LIST)

To the woman that crapped in my car…(NE Portland)
We met on Craig’s List so I am hoping that this post finds you. I know that it
could quite possibly be the most humiliating first date that you have ever been
on, but I am willing to look past that.
I thought we had chemistry sitting at McMenamins sharing that basket of Cajun
Tots while drinking the Terminator Stout. I really felt like there was a
connection there. I found you to be intelligent and witty and looked forward to
further conversation with you.
At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost. It just happened
to be on a first date in the passenger seat of my car. Please don’t feel bad.
The package I sent you with Pepto the next day and the note that said “First
dates are always a crap shoot. Call me” was meant to be funny, not offensive.
I have gambled on a fart and lost on multiple occasions. The first time I did it
was very memorable. It happened when I was five and sitting on my uncle’s lap. I
am lactose intolerant, but love cheese. I probably win 95% of the time, but I
don’t think anyone wins 100% of the time. That’s why they call it “gambling”.
I’m the last person to judge you for crapping your pants. In fact, I am
impressed by your boldness. The timing on the other hand, could have been a tad
bit better…like when you’re not sitting on a heated leather seat…
What I am trying to say is that if you want to go out again, I would be more
than happy to take you someplace where we can get a meal that is high in fiber
and less taxing on the digestive tract.

I await your call, Tad

P.S. - If you pooped yourself on purpose to end the evening early…Touché…


#123

nice…my kind of date


#124

LMAO. HOLY SHIT. I want results dammit. post of the fucking week


#125

i fuckign LOL’d really hard at this


#126

:lol:LOLZ


#127

Please don’t feel bad.
The package I sent you with Pepto the next day and the note that said “First
dates are always a crap shoot. Call me” was meant to be funny, not offensive.

:rofl:


#128

awesome.


#129

http://buffalo.craigslist.org/eng/1298973111.html

I emailed them for more infoz!


#130

:fail:


#131

Great success I got a reply

"from	Zouzou Atallah <atallahj0@hotmail.com>

to XXXXXXX@gmail.com
date Fri, Jul 31, 2009 at 8:38 PM
subject RE: Craigslist
mailed-by hotmail.com

hide details 8:38 PM (3 minutes ago)

I need to get into a website"

I asked for more details…

Zouzou Atallah is the person requesting some website be hacked…a quick search…and…

http://www.myspace.com/a13lebanezefreak

Zouzou Atallah | Tonawanda, NY | Classmates.com
Zouzou Atallah 2010 graduating class of Kenmore East High School in Tonawanda, NY is on


#132

yeahhhhhHHHHHH, what!


#133

lmao


#134

Conversing on the internet about hacking with someone with a name Atallah may put you on the DHS watch list.


#135

They didn’t want anything cool hacked they wanted some mobgaming site hacked.


#136

ITZ MADD KUSTOM

after reading this i wanted to put a bullet in my skull

http://buffalo.craigslist.org/cto/1343248934.html


#137

i dont uderstan that honda looks awesome and has everything i could imagine.


#138

i know that kid! he’s a little douchebag from tonawanda


#139

Looks to be a pretty nice 2002

http://buffalo.craigslist.org/cto/1357054914.html


#140

um…

http://baltimore.craigslist.org/crs/1368294367.html