Crazy shift knobs

My company van = wipers & high beam on the left stalk, rear wiper on the dash under the radio
My Jeep = wipers on the right stalk, high beams on the left stalk, rear wiper on the right stalk
My truck = wipers/highbeam on the left stalk (although it hasn’t had wiper arms/blades for 10 years)
My GTO = wipers on the dash (rotary knob), turn on left stalk, high beams on floor

I agree, they could have standardized all vehicles. Like I need something else to figure out when I’m driving. Maybe I’ll read the paper or something :smiley: