on the other note…
I hate stupid fucks that message me out of the blue with stupid shit like this
O5660R: hey
K20Kinger03O wants to directly connect.
O5660R declines request; no connection was made. (Note: For best results, you and your buddy should use the latest version of AIM.).
O5660R wants to directly connect.
O5660R is now directly connected.
O5660R: i have a question
K20Kinger03O: i sure hope its nothing stupid
O5660R: where can i get an intake for a monte z34
O5660R: i cant fkin find one
K20Kinger03O: and you think i would fucking know?
O5660R: yeah
K20Kinger03O: who the fuck would put an intake on a z34 anyways
O5660R: me
O5660R: do u know of any online stores?
K20Kinger03O: thats a stupid fucking question! try google fucktard
O5660R: whatev
K20Kinger03O: yes whatever thank you goodbye
K20Kinger03O: beeeeeeeeeeeelock
O5660R direct connection is closed.
anyone thats asks me how to make their car fast can lick my taint hairs, i drive a fucking neon i dont know what fast is! :jerkit:
god damn mondays… it’s fucked up, it’s not even monday and i’m pissed about mondays! :madfawk:
like seriously… traffic is always dick on mondays, how about that parkway shit! i’m like fuck it, i’m not going to be affected… meanwhile , by the time i leave it’s backed up through oakland to cross the fort pitt :kekegay: for poeple going south!
then you deal wtih the fact that everyone is lazy on monday… ik mean it’s cool, i don’t like to get back into things full speed, but comone… i was fucking waiting on shit to be shipped to me, an important email from a client, and another important email… blah blah… getting dick email, shoot an email out to question my shipping
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… end of work day, no fucking correspondence no anything… day’s over go home… so i fucking go to work last night around 11pm…nothing, no eamils no update… so i’m pissed
driving to work today… i get flooded emails on my blackberry… people wanting this and that, both important emails, and a shipping confirmation… all on tuesday all before 830 am… WTF PEOPLE! :madfawk: do your job on monday too!!! some peopel actually try to get shit done ALL the time… i do’nt wnat to sit around and play the post’s crossword puzzle for 5 hours and go home early like the rest of you :finger:
fuck mondays! and fuck busy tuesdays because of it!
at giant eagle getting some bread and i goto leave and there’s some dreadlocked throw back hippie in her minivan covered in anti-bush, anti-religion, anti-whatever bumper stickers and that ghey rainbow family car shit. obviously her 3 kids were loud and acting like brats.
the anti everything bumper stickers… get a fuckin job you leach
your kids will need gov. assistance or be raped or something tragic, you’re obviously gonna raise them to never listen to any opinions that don’t sync with yours. they’ll grow up with no common sense and no morals. more fuckups to get in my way.
go / yourself cunt
i hate my car and can’t wait till i can afford a new one.
Fuck the people that work down at PNC next to the jail downtown!!
i was unloading 2 tractor trailers full of shit to them on that came from DC
now when you see someone pushing a 300lb lateral file full of useless shit coming your way down the aisle do me a fucking favor and move your move your fucking donut eatin fat ass out of my way bitches! jesus christ this lady was like 300lbs and she wouldnt fucking move out of my way she just fucking gave me this stuck up (im a rich bitch) look and made me have to go around her… you give me that look again and im going to run your motherfuckin ass over!. second, when you see the elevator packed full of boxes and files do not I REPEAT DO NOT! try and fit your black fucking ass in there! you are overweight and the elevator is already at the max weight limit, i do not feel like getting stuck in a goddamn elevator on a hot summer day with no AC!
your only going up 1 flight!!! take the stairs you fucking worthless peice of lard!
and for you little fucking mexican pricks who want me to move my truck because you cant get your car out (meanwhile i could parralel park the fucking 53ft trailer where you need to get out of) you can fuck off also. get in your car, shut up, back the fuck out of your peice of shit park job in a whale of a parking spot and drive back to mexico!!!
and for the stupid cum dumpsters that stand behind the electronicly locked doors and wave at you- OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR! you see me waving for the past 5 mins? yaaaaa i need to get in that room! so open the motherfucking door before i break the window, run in, and skull fuck you to death!!!
that place really fucking pisses me off down there!!!
that’s where i park my car! i work right up the street… fuck those ‘security’ gaurds that don’t do DICK! mother fuckers are suppose to direct traffic when the kids leave and when the T comes and they fucking sit on the stairs outside. GET OFF YOUR ASS YOU FUCKERS AND DIRECT SOME FUCKING TRAFFIC.
x2! those motherfuckers sit in their air conditioned security room and jack off everytime they see the fat black peice of shit shanequa try to fit her zip code into the elevator!
oh i almost forgot… IF ONE MORE HOMELESS PEICE OF SHIT WALKS UP TO THE TRUCK ASKING FOR MONEY I WILL FUCKING CURB YOU INTO THE WALL AND SAY YOU RAN OUT IN FRONT OF ME TO END YOURSELF!
omg… 1. my age is of no concern to you… stop profiling me you fucking asshole fucking DOUCHEBAGS… i hate filling out shit online and telling them my birthdate… 04 - 02 - 1982… “nineteen eighty two, ohhhhh” ohh WHAT??? YOU FUCK! … i hate peopl ethat profile me asa some young kid that can’t pay for a fucking car.
i had an asshole say to me “you DO know how much this costs”… NO YOU FCUKC< I CAME TO A DEALER TO DEAL ABOUT BUYING A CAR THAT I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT. i hate you.
fuck people that are ashsoles… i mean, don’t car salesmen make commision or some shit? isn’t it their best interest to fucking sell me a car/
i mean, i walk into a place or call a place and tell them, i want this model with these options and will consider these colors… what is so hard about this? find the model and options and a couple colors and quote me… DON"T EVER TRY TO SWAY MY OPINOIN ON WHAT I WANT>… fuck you! FUCK YOU!!! if i say i want the v8, odn’t fucking tell me you have v6’s on the lot… know why??? because i don’t want that you cocksuckser!
i swear… i’ve been fucked over all my life by car salesmen… it’s a shitty business, how the fuck do some of these douchebags make a living?
Car salesmen suck big time!!! We got one at the audi dealer fired. He got our A6 from South Carolina b/c the 4.2L’s were hard to come by. Said all the options that we wanted were on it yadi yadi yadi…come to find out when we picked it up that the navi was not on there, tps not there, we got the sport suspension, but not the sport model we wanted…dicks. And to top that off he fucking lost the window sticker when he was showing me all the options and how to work it (like I don’t know how to turn on the friggin wipers moron???) just poof lost it, hello? 4 people and one car in the service bay and the thing grew feet and walked away??? My husband had a nice talk w/ the Audi USA HQ’s and next time we went in for service, he was a goner…/carsalesmen
oh ya! and 579 to the liberty bridge ohhh you fucking bastards! you see the merge point? ya YOU FUCKING MERGE THERE! dont fucking merge and fuck the whole line of traffic up 121424 feet from the merge point! TAKE FUCKING TURNS LETTING EACH OTHER IN!!! I WILL GO MUCH FASTER! you cut me off again and almost hit me i swear to god your going to have a lead pipe in your face!!! then im going to blame it on the homeless asshole!!! see! i have it all worked out!
homeless guy gets pissed cuz person told him to go fuck himself and he’s not getting change, homeless guy then smashes person in the face with lead pipe, then jumps in front of my truck to kill himself!!! homicide then suiside! i get off clean! GEAH BTICHES!!
ohhh you fucking bastards! you see the merge point? ya YOU FUCKING MERGE THERE! dont fucking merge and fuck the whole line of traffic up 121424 feet from the merge point! TAKE FUCKING TURNS LETTING EACH OTHER IN!!! I WILL GO MUCH FASTER! you cut me off again and almost hit me i swear to god your going to have a lead pipe in your face!!! then im going to blame it on the homeless asshole!!! see! i have it all worked out!