Daily Beef

FYI

still haven’t smoked since that day i quit!

I quit yesterday and I want one sooo fucking bad right now my body is twitching but my dr. says quit or else!!! like my heart will explode or something. WTF am I gonna do at the races?!! blow bubbles after a fuckin hard ass run?!! AAAHHHHH!!!

I gotta quit too, but it’s so friggin hard, and that nicorette gum tastes like ass :vomit: I am gonna have to get the patch…

I quit 3 1/2 years ago, haven’t touched one since. :dunno:

cold turkey? I’ve been smoking for 15 years…cold turkey aint workin here…but that’s great that you were able to quit…

:rant: :rant: :rant: Here’s my rant for today
Fucking huge ass dog doors that I could crawl thru + rain = bugs coming inside
ME—> :bash: <—Bugs. First I come upstairs and there is this huge ass spider :ugh: :ugh: running around, have to grab the closest thing, a set of blueprints, and bash it to death :eek4dance I hate coming within 5 feet of spiders, my arch enemy :eek4dance Then I have to go outside to rescue my plantar that crashed n burned in the wind…bring it inside, and this huge ass beatle comes crawling out of it… :eek4dance :eek4dance :eek4dance grab shoe and smash the thing…go back upstairs, and there is a wasp the size of my thumb crawling around, apparently wounded by the cat, but won’t friggin DIE :madfawk: :madfawk: I HATE BUGS they make my skin crawl. I don’t even like getting them up dead, gives me the :puke: :puke: :puke: of course I am at home alone and HAVE to kill them… :eek4dance :eek4dance :eek4dance

yeah yeah yeah I am afraid of bugs, I am a girl, they freak me out…

big doggy door hun?:naughty:

:rofl:

i need a ski mask, duct tape, and a box of condoms. STAT!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

:rofl:

don’t feel bad i had a friend of mine call me up and wanted me to come over to his house to kill a spider. Laughed my ass off on the way there then realized how stupid :spank: it was for me to go to the house to kill spiders. So don’t feel bad at least YOU can kill them.

i HATE spiders :ugh:

pussy

:yum:

I always get the dog or Mike to kill the spiders in the house… :scared:

One tried to attack me in the shower once… I almost had a heart attack… screamed bloody murder, Mike came running and then yelled at me for screaming and making him think I was dying up there.

LOL I’ve been cornered in the shower by a huge spider before too…try explaining to your boss that you are 30 mins late b/c there was a big spider in the shower :eek4dance :eek4dance :eek4dance LOL

pics of u in shower?:x:

hahaha

did you watch the temple of doom too much when you were younger? :rofl:

must have :eek4:

x2 - I’m tired of rants, need more nudes :D:D:D

ok… so today I’m sick. Not really sick… but sick enough that I do not think a 10.5 hour shift at an All you can eat buffet (CiCi’s Pizza) is going to make me feel any better. So I am suppose to start at noon… As a former manager of a store I hated when people called off with out proper notice. So at 9:00 (when everyone arrives to begin opening) I call. I get a sad sad guilt trip about how nobody can come work for me today. How is this so when we have a staff of over 40 people!? Then he says “well I can ask Will to stay tonight but I don’t know” So I’m like “Fuck it! I’ll be there” However- I’m really thinking Fuck you I don’t care. Now my dilemma is… Do I call back and fuck em over and tell him I really can’t come in? Or do I go in- throw up on his face then let him decide whether or not I can have the day off?