Daily Beef

IF I GET ONE MORE FUCKING SPAM LIKE THIS IM GOING TO ASK W IF HE WILL NUKE FUCKING NIGERIA!!! JUST FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES

PROF.CHARLES SOLUDO.

EXECUTIVE GOVERNOR,

CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (CBN)

E-MAIL: charlessoludo_cbnnig@excite.com

ATTEN: Presidenct/Director,

RE:IMMEDIATE CONTRACT PAYMENT.CONTRACT #: MAV/NNPC/FGN/MIN/009.

Following series of petitions and complaints received from the

International Monetary Transfer Operations, Nigerian on your behalf and based on our investigation on foreign payment, we are glad to inform you that we are aware of your illegal contact/dealing made to you by some impersonators claiming to be attorneys, bank official and director of different offices in Nigeria. We received a petition that you spend so much money on several occasion. You are advised to stop dealing with these people as they are trying to divert your fund.

From the records of outstanding contractors due for payment with the

Federal Government of Nigeria, your name and company was discovered as

next on the list of the outstanding contractors who have not received

their payments.

I wish to inform you that your payment is being processed and will be

released to you as soon as you respond to this letter. Also note that

from my record in my file your outstanding contract payment is

US$32,700,000.00 (Thirty-two million seven hundred thousand united states dollars).

Therefore, you are requested to re-confirm to this office the

followings information:

  1. Your full name.

  2. Phone, fax and mobile #.

  3. Company name, position and address.

  4. Scanned copy either of your international passport or your driver’s

license.

As soon as this information is received, your payment will be made to

you in a certified bank draft or wired to your nominated bank account

through international Telegraphic Transfer(TT) directly from Central Bank of Nigeria. And a copy of the transfer slip will be given to you for you to take to your bank for confirmation.

As soon as you receive this letter contact me for a serious discussion

with further arrangement and me for your fund transfer.

Regards,

Prof. Charles Soludo.

Executive Governor,

Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN)


Department of Biophysics & Cell Biotechnology

i know… i :love: her

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cheap a$$ :smiley:

my beef today is stupid fucks who think they are funny and try to pull the April Fools day thing.

newsflash - you ain’t in 3rd grade and april fools day is lame as fuck once you hit 8 years old

I guess I have the mentality of a 3rd grader because fell for everything today :doh:

I fell for everything also, but that doesn’t mean it was funny or even remotely entertaining.

http://www.weather.com/activities/other/other/weather/tenday-details.html?locid=15234&dayNum=2
:rant: :rant: :rant:

s0nny in a sunfire!! :eek4dance

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: LS1 look and feel, vaginal performance…maybe its a poor attempt of trying to cross over to the dark side :slight_smile:

:owned: :booty:

^stfu

anyway… one thing that kills me is peoples fucking shitty attitude… now, obviously i’m a dick… no doubt about that… i’m pissy more than i’m not… but i’m not going to be a dick to people because of it. If someone pisses me off, sure i’ll be a douchebag… but if not, there is no reason.

so we have a receptionist at work… what a fucking bitch… she’s not hot and not cool… so fuck her… her JOB is to ansewr the phone, greet people, patch calls and retain the online schedule for the conf rooms. so eluding back to how i started, unless somoene is a total dick to you, there isno fucking need to be shitty… ONtop of that, if you’re job is to be nice, i don’t give a fuck waht someone says to you, suck it up and do your fucking job.

so i ask this cunt if anyone is booked in a certian conf room at a certian time… she has thefucking nerve to roll her eyes at me! of all people, and say “i don’t knw”… well,… you know what, you should know you stupid fucking cunt… i said “dont ever roll your eyes at me” and walked away…

then i call the main desk to ask to be patched to another office… the slut has the nerve to GIVE me the number to the office and hang up… ontop of that, if i ever see her, she’s ALWAYs got a shitty look in her eye… fucking stupid slut.

so i figure, i’m just teh low level computer guy so i get shit on from the ‘staff’… so that’s all well and good…i check out what she does all day, yahoo personals (she’s married) and emailing her friend whil eplaying that java game on the post’s website… stupid cunt, do your job… stop emailnig your ‘girlfriend’ about stupid pointless shit, stop being a btich to me… and stop trying to cheat on your husband by searching dude’s online profiles for hours each day… fucking bitch… so as i expected, she’s just shitty to me… well i see her with attorneys and directors being all snide… i swear to fuck if this bitch EVER says anything to me, i’ll snap…

poeple with shitty fuckin attitudes and nasty demeanor to others can burn in fucking hell… and if yo’re a receptionist and hate people because your’e a fat slut that no one likes… don’t apply for the job. :madfawk:

i fucking hate people;.

i hate when people pass off work…

we have a lady that is suppose to help out… basically all she does is tie up money and resources and makes my life a livng hell… fuck that… i hate when poeple think they’re too good to do their job… that fucking kills me… especially when it’s painfully obvious the person doens’ know dick

sidenote: don’t you hate when pople get a job and you KNOW they just got it becuase they either, know somene (most likely), got lucky as hell, or just striaght up lied? … people like this should be pointed out and stoned on a monthly basis… i hate working with stupid fucking ingrates.

anyway… so all this person does is pass off owrk… it’s not my job to do YOUR job… it’s my job to fix all the shit you fuck up because you’re a mindless asshole… fucking stop trying to get me to do your work.

also! i’m pissed when peopel try to hold me hand all day… this woman asks me to do something for her, i do it… days later she emails me and CC’s a boss to request i do it… humm… how about you stop ‘delegating’ responcablility and fucking wake up… the ‘task’ has been done for days … you’re a piece of shit, stop emailing me. it’s hilarious… i know it’s done just ot try to push me aorund… but that shit isn’t cool… i will /you without thinking twice.

haha put net nanny on her computer and block out a bunch of her shit.

java was disabled at 7:48am this morning.

i will not be fucked with

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

:bowrofl: :bowrofl:

X3

Has she come to you asking you to fix her computer yet?? :rofl:

yes… the call was logged by one of th techs… i saw it and ‘completed’ it… the completion was me sending the receptionist an email (cc’ing her boss *dick move) and asking to show me which program she’s having java issues with so i can ‘troubleshoot’ it…

haha… meaning the bitch has to accept the fact that she’s owned, or admit to me and her boss that she plays games online all day… either or works for me. i’m not one to fuck around with assholes… fuck with me and get fucked!!! word of advice to all you out there, be nice to your systems admin! :finger:

:bowrofl: X 10000

i’m still :madfawk:

we’ll see what drama comes up by tomorrow morning.