dead baby jokes!!

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yes and it ruled… i was trying to remember it this morning… all i could recall was the punchline.

and the people just c+p’ing off webpages are lame. ( yes phoenix 305. you are fucking lame. )

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thats simple dude, it was:

What is the sound a dead baby makes in a blender?

I don’t know i was too busy masturbating.

wtf why am i laughing at this…

[quote=“Slopoke,post:22,topic:9321"”]

wtf why am i laughing at this…

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it means ur normal :wink:

whats worse?

Finding 7 babies in one garbage can or 1 baby in 7 garbage cans?

:slight_smile:

:edit: shit didnt see someone posted this already…poo

How do you make a little girl cry twice???

Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear

i know this is in good fun and all. i think a better topic is dead white trash jokes.

wow…you guys suck.
Burn in hell bitches

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i know this is in good fun and all. i think a better topic is dead white trash jokes.

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like what? Why did Joe end up at the coroner’s office? Because his trailer collapsed on him while he was fucking his sister? That’s not funny at all.

we need a thread with womens rights jokes…

Why don’t women ski? Because there’s no snow between the kitchen and the bathroom. Slightly funnier.

why did the women cross the road??? who the fck cares, what what she doing outta the kitchen

what do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes??? nothing you alrdy told her twice

that reminds me of this gem i made a while back…

And heres zong picking his nose

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y233/robhimself1/webcam.jpg

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And heres zong picking his nose

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y233/robhimself1/webcam.jpg

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omg my old office!

and ringo star is in it with some asian dude picking his nose

you mean that asian guy who never had dim sum and doesn’t use chop sticks?

thats my old office lol!

and look at that mop headed freak, jk

IM NOT PICKING MY NOSE GOD DAMNIT

looks like a double penetration nose pick to me.

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like what? Why did Joe end up at the coroner’s office? Because his trailer collapsed on him while he was fucking his sister? That’s not funny at all.

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getting there, i find more that white trash joke > dead baby joke.(but some dead baby joke are funny- not tastful)

try how do you starve white trash?

hide thier food stamps , under thier work boots…

something like that.

but yes i understand some babies turn into white trash.

May god have mercy on your souls!!!