Why does Dawn (sorry Dawn, but it’s better this way) wear makeup and perfume?
Because she’s ugly and she smells bad
worse thread ever.
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Lame jokes?? IN!
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Elephino. (Say it out loud.)
lol
what do you call a cow with no legs?
ground beef
How do you catch a unique bird?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame bird?
Tame way.
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
Well Hung
Did you hear the one about the dyslexic agnostic?
He doesn’t care if there really is a dog.
Why does my ass hurt?
why has Just Karter not killed himself yet
hes to poor to even buy a plastic butter knife
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Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
it was intense
What did the banana say when it went to the doctor?
I’m not peeling very well.
she’s got logan hair
A horse and a chicken are walking around the farm. Farmer’s gone to town.
Oops! The horse slipped and fell into quick sand!
The chicken can’t pull him out, but then he sees the farmer’s Harley. So he ties a rope to the harley, drives over to the quick sand, throws the other end to the horse, and uses the harley to pull out the horse.
So they keep walking. Oops! Chicken fell in a smaller quick sand pit!
The horse is too big for the harley, so he straddles the quick sand and squats down. The chicken grabbed the horses dick and was pulled to safety.
Moral of the story: When you’re hung like a horse you don’t need a Harley to pick up chicks.
Why is a mouse when it spins?
The higher, the faster!
An older man and a young boy were walking through the woods late one night. It was spooky and damp… fog rolling along the leaf covered ground.
The little boy looked up to the man and said “I’m scared mister”, to which the man replied “you think you’re scared? I have to walk out of here alone”
wat