The maker doesn’t want it; the buyer doesn’t use it; and the user doesn’t see it. What is it?
What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their religion or politics, agree is between heaven and earth?
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]Even if they are starving, natives living in the Arctic will never eat a penguin’s egg. Why not?
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3rd…no penguins in the artic
Even if they are starving, natives living in the Arctic will never eat a penguin’s egg. Why not?
because penguins live in Antarctica.
edit: beat me to it.
Interested to know the answer but i do not know haha. I did know the 3rd one, heard it once b4.
1st on is a coffin
edit only because of the song “The Maker” covered by DMB did I get that one…
1 and 3 are correct
2 new ones
A butcher in the butcher shop is 5’ 10" tall. What does he weigh?
In Okmulgee, Oklahoma, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?
the meat that he is cutting
is there now Okmulgee OK?
Because wooden legs do not work terribly well as a camera.
correct lol
2 more
In what year did Christmas and New Year’s fall in the same year?
There were an electrician and a plumber waiting in line for admission to the International Home Show," One of them was the father of the other’s son. How could this be possible?
In what year did Christmas and New Year’s fall in the same year?
>>every year
There were an electrician and a plumber waiting in line for admission to the International Home Show," One of them was the father of the other’s son. How could this be possible?
>>one was a woman, incest, bought the child, lots of ways
every year
the electrician and the plumber the father and mother or vice versa
very good :tup:
a few more
A child is born in Boston, Massachusetts to parents who were both born in Boston, Massachusetts. The child is not a United States citizen. How is this possible?
Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
Which is correct to say, “The yolk of the egg are white” or “The yolk of the egg is white”?
neither, yolk are yellow
These are good. I’ll be telling these all day today lol. :tup:
They where born before the United Stated was formed?
you guys want a good one? This was a week long riddle my teacher gave us in school it took us for ever to guess it
A detective walks into a room, notices a dead guy hanging from the ceiling. He also notices a walking cane and some sawdust.
Why did this man hang himself?
Goodluck, ill give the answer later