you just wanted to talk about horses pen15
lol
The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech, and walked out into the lobby where he met President Bush. They shook hands, and as they walked the Iranian said, “You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America.”
President Bush said, ‘Well, anything I can do to help you, I will.’
The Iranian whispered ‘My son watches this show ‘Star Trek’ and in it there is Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, Uhura who is Black and Sulu who is Chinese, but no Arabs.
My son is very upset and doesn’t understand why there aren’t any Iranians, Syrians or Iraqis on Star Trek.’
President Bush laughed, leaned toward the Iranian ambassador, and whispered back,
‘It’s because it takes place in the future.’
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.”
“OH NO!” the President exclaims. “That’s terrible!”
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, “How many is a brazillion?”
Guy walks into a bar and orders 7 shots of vodka. The bartender pours them out for him, and the guy downs them all one after another.
Bartender: “What’s the occasion?”
Guy: “My first blowjob.”
Bartender: “Let me buy you another one.”
Guy: “No thanks, if the first 7 didn’t wash the taste out of my mouth, another one is going to help.”
ILYSM
Why does tunerfreak drive a Miata?
Because he’s been trrying to show everyone hes a fggt sense highschool, that was too scared to come out of the closet.
Why does a squirrle swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry
^lol. @ Just Karter
I love when imbeciles challenge each other’s intellect :tup: +karma
Really? Repost from 5 posts above?
ok ok i fix
ughh another lame one
what do you call 100 mexicans standing around your house?
a spicit fence
what do you get when you mix a wet duck and a mallard?
Your mother’s a whore?
A banstick for dossing the punchline?
^ Ha
One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver.
She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so.
She says, “Anything you say can and will be Held against you.”
He replies… “BREASTS.”
lol good one