What do you call a happy Italian?
A No-mad.
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
- 2 to make the batter, 1 to squeeze the rabbit.
Finally a perfect smiley for all these lame jokes!!!
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lol good bump
LAWL
AWESOMEEEE
I <3 this thread so much. Work day going by so fast.
What the difference between Heath Ledger and Heath Ledger jokes?
Heath Ledger jokes will get old
What’s the difference between a canoe and a jew?
Canoes tip.
What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls?
Walk him and pitch to the rhino
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away the "W"s.
a guy is awaken with loud pounding on his front door… he opens his door to find a small snail. pissed off from being awakened he picks up the snail and throws it across the street… a week later he hears someone knockin at his front door… he opens the door to the snail asking…
“whyed you do that?”
why cant you play cards in the jungle?
cause there’s too many cheetas
Horrible, but…
What the difference between and pizza and a jew?
the pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven
pizza’s don’t scream when you put them in the oven.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
nothing you already told her twice.
What do you call a woman with two black eyes and a fat lip?
a slow learner.
i know this is old. but this is the first time i saw this thread. and if i could, i’d give it +karma.
There was a young girl who lived up in the hills of Tennessee. She was about to turn sixteen, and couldn’t wait to get her driver’s liscense.
She had been subjected to much ribbing from her older brother, telling her that she was too dumb to get her liscense.
When the big day came around, she passed the test with flying colors.
She rushed home and asked her father if she could use the car that night so she and her friend could go in to town where all the cool kids were at.
The father said, “Sure honey, but you’ll have to give me a blow-job first.”
Wanting to go to town real bad, she agreed.
As she went down on her father, she suddenly jumped up an said “Dad your dick tastes like shit”
Oh yea, her father replied, “I forgot, your brother’s got the car tonight.”
lmao.
What’d the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where’s my tractor?
lol. well done.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
Because she’s a woman.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the middle of a pond?
Bob.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on a wall?
Art
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in your mailbox?
Bill
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on a door step?
Matt
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves?
Rustle
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a ditch?
Phil
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs thats waterskiing?
Skip
What do you call a woman with one leg shorter then the other?
Eileen
What do you call an Asian woman with one leg shorter then the other?
Irene
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