Dead baby Jokes :)

I need some laughter, so post up!

I have only two or three that I can remember, each person should post only 1 or two at a time so more people can join in on the fun :slight_smile:

Q:What’s funnier than a dead baby?
A: A dead baby in a clow suit

http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9831&highlight=dead+baby

bahh, I wanted teh new laughter.

whats the diffrence between an apple and a dead baby?

i dont fuck the apple before i eat it

Whats the differance between a truck load of dead babies and a truck load of bolwing balls?

You can’t unload bowling balls with a pitch fork.

Nothing beats Nates ( lil onyx) description of the accident involving a pickup truck and Onyx’s Z. It wasn’t a joke, but one hell of a story :lol: Maybe he can post the story for us :lol:

what the difference between a white mustang and a pile of dead babies

i dont have a white mustang in my garage

How do you get 100 dead babies into a telephone booth?

A blender

how do you get them out?

taco chips.

What sound does a baby make in a blender??

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… Can’t remember, I was masturbating :slight_smile:

^ oh god. horrible lol

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WINNER.

How many babies does it take to paint your house?

It depends on how hard you throw them.

LOL^

Haha, I can’t take this, it’s too funny. The apple one was phenomenal, haha.

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horrible… winner so far…

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How many dead babies will fit in a barrel?

hold on brb. . .

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from the other thread… A+ material