There once was a man named Dave,
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
she had onlt one tit,
and smelled worse than shit,
but think of the money Dave saved.
enjoy dave 
There was once a man named Scott,
Who was proud of the purple silicon dildo he’d bought,
He slathered it up with lube,
and placed it firmly in his fudge tube,
Now let’s just say he can no longer squat.
:E
You men are stange… Or I need some timbits…
There once was a man named Kris
His fetish sounds something like this
Bend him over a chair
and shove it in down to your pair,
but his asshole’s is so wide it’s an aybss…
I’m no poet… that ACTUALLY took brain power to write! :haha
There once where some men named Kris & Scott
Who always scrapped and fought
Kris took the first punch
Then Scott bought him lunch
And to this day it’s all about apricots
GIVE ME TIMBITS
You homos have way too much time on your hands.
oh come on… LAME… stick to the system… this is a bashing thread …
lack of sugar man… they don’t sell any timbits at my work
don’t you guys work or something?
what are you talkin about… im AT WORK! 
after you miss your buss a couple of times right?
work is great
Scott and Damien are the two biggest dogfuckers I’ve met :lol: Good job guys! :butthead:
sings MAKIN’ PUPPIES!!! :cloud9: