Dear men who pee in Bell,

I’m so proud I am the creator/catalyst for great threads on NYspeed.

I agree with the OP.

It is not difficult.

the burning usually distracts me and causes me to miss. sorry.

i like to hold my hands up in the air and shimmy sideways down the wall of urinals while i pee.

omg…

me too!

i miss on purpose

I like to pretend “hips don’t lie” is playing and dance like Shakira when I pee. Sometimes I sing it, but mostly I just rock out.

omg…

man, redgoober is really the butt of this one…the joke that is

Khakis and urinals don’t get along with me.

Look for the log of shit Friday.

lol. The OP of this thread is gay.

Sucks to be you!

haha. I find it pretty funny. I’ll just use another bathroom for awhile…

http://vidfan.com/th_img/1480.jpg

I save it up, and go for height. Bonus points if you hit the flush handle with an arc.