Defecative muti-tasking ... o yes

So i found my self this morning muti-tasking in a not-so-common place. I get up for my morning rest room defecation and whip out the 4wd mag…but then, i figured, what the heck…i’ll be here for a while so i whip up a toothbrush and rock that. Well now im rockin the john, readin a magazine, brushing my teeth… :ugh2: thats some fawked shiot!!!

…am i the only one that multi-tasks on the shitter???

i talk on the phone while shitting and also have ate a sandwich while dumping.

oo…sandwich is pushing it!

I drink beer in the shower.

-TJ

talk on the phone, read a magazine, smoke a cigarette, drinkin a mt dew, perfect shit, 2 safety wipes…PERFECTION!!

right now, i’m pooping, posting this post on my laptop, drinking a beer, and smoking a cig.

right now im reading this thread and masterbating to the thought of BoostedITR41 taking in the rear from a black man on the hood of his Integra. Does that count?

sure as sh!t does…

you fag…

and yes I do multi task on the throne. shaving my beard(if you call it that) on the shitter is a daily ritual

im glad i’m not the only multi-tasker :bigthumb:

I need to concentrate on the task of shitting and nothing else can occupy my mind at the time.

hey, when your as skilled at the shitter as I am, I can get shit done!