:picard: stop posting about shit you know nothing about.
i saw the mercury mystake from a mile away
it was a piece of crap. but i still love it
wow you better fucking know a lot, pal. pm sent
You know what this thread needs more of? Beer.
-Helps make friends with random strangers. Beer loves everyone one.
-Gives everyone a chance at love. Beer does not discriminate.
-Is a universal tool, good for fixing cars, making fishing trips interesting, camping, cooking, etc. Beer makes everything better.
-Spice up that next MADD, or SADD meeting. Beer knows how to start a party.
Now if everyone could scrub the sand out of their snow covered vaginas. And get back on the topic of hating on some shitty cars. The one topic that basically says “HEY IT’S OKAY YOU CAN TALK SHIT ABOUT SOME CARS THAT REALLY SUCK.” and even that fails. 
:lol: thanks for making me laugh
:tup: guy 
its winter… everyone is getting cranky! including myself.
problem with bashing on crap cars is that i like crappy cars. the crappier the better. the more things i can run into without care. the more jumps i can take. the more deer i can hit. the more guardrails i can grind! heheheh
Brian
I always liked the Renault Alliance…
word. I had a 400$ 96 lumina that I used to do some pretty silly things to. plus a shitty car can be faster because you’re not afraid to wreck it!
especially the GTA. i love those.
ive had a few k car winter beaters. man the jumps those things can take! the deer they can smash! hehe
brian
ha the one I had, I was doing 60ish on a back road and a deer jumped INTO the side of it. I got out and was like “wtf deer” and got back in
scraped the fur out when I got home and forgot it
yup. i did that 3 times in a month and a half. i never even replaced the half broken turn signal lens. just put a orange tinted bulb in it hehe. i was surprised at how hard those deer hit for how little damage the car sustained.
i put 100k on the car in 4 years when it already had 104k when i got it.
i have another k car that ill be putting on the road soon that i tossed in a 3L from a caravan and a 5-speed. that one will be more fun to beat!
Brian
btw, i can babble about crappy k cars all day in this thread and still be on topic too.
1981 motor trend car of the year was the plymouth reliant and the dodge aries.
Absolutely good sir, absolutely. Always wanted one of those form a far. My mom had a killer '86 Alliance, black on grey, 2-door, 5-speed, we loved it…
yeah a buddy of mine had a 8x alliance 2 door 5-speed as well. this one was silver. we called it the silver bullet and hammered the living daylights out of it!
Brian
If they weren’t so old now, I’d love to pick one up as a year round daily driver, but me thinks (as much as I love them) it just wouldn’t be reliable enough. I don’t like working on cars in the winter…
thats why you need 2 or 3 of them. get them all going good in the summer and then if one breaks, grab the other one lol.
Brian
All those cars suck. Notice how there isn’t one Honda on that list… Exactly! :tup:
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