Someone I work with has a son that is looking to buy this beretta, and I was wondering if anyone knows anything about it. Was it beat on, is there motor work done to it, what the hell were they smoking, and has it ever been wrecked?
yeah I know its UGLY…and who ever owned it thought it was fast…so yeah they probably gased it everwhere they went letting there MULLET blow in the wind. :greddy:
I think the better question is what is your co-workers son smoking for considering to buy that thing, let alone for over 6 grand? (if I’m reading behind the flags correctly) :doh:
there are two kilos of cocaine stashed under the back seat.
and maybe a colombian’s left eye.
i know color-matched wheels are teh hottness
oh shit. i thought that was a dollar sign and the car was under $1000.
if anyone spends more than $2k to purchase a Beretta, there’d better be a title to another car in the glovebox.
i bet whoever buys this thing…is also gonna keep those AWESOME color flags on the antenna…:rolleyes:
Yea, it was beat on pretty bad…
I will say anything to keep someone from buying a car that looks like that. 
From that dealer’s website:
1996 CHEVROLET BERETTA Z-26 CUSTOM
3.1L 6 cylinder with a automatic transmission.
A 2 DOOR body with ORAGE/BLACK exterior and BLUE interior
76511 miles
Sale Price $6,995.00
Lovely overall color scheme, low miles, quality platform, great price, what’s not to love about this thing :ugh:
this is gonna be the big seller!!:eek4:
Yeah, I know its hideous, and I think he is smoking crack if he wants to buy it, but my co-worker said that she tried to talk him out of it and was hoping I could find out something bad about it so she could use that to keep him from buying it.
It was wrecked in to the Ricer Dept at Pepboys.
Sorry I am all over this thread…
let him know the BAD:
It’s a Berretta
Its orange
its $7000.00
it has blue interior
its already lived out half its life with a guy with a mullet driving it
it has painted wheels to match
its ugly its ugly its ugly
now print out this list and show it to the kid that wishes he could buy a hotwheels play car in real life and it be cool
make sure he gets this one too!
Wow…you really dont like that car…lol, not that i blame you, but damn!
Whats wrong with that car…thats hot, I love the half flat black paint over the stock ugly dirty red color and the dirty seats…and the fact that he spent probably the same amount on the vertical door kit that he probably paid for the whole car…:nuts: And I really love that he decided to take pictures of the car in the filthy condition it is
Seriously, what are these people thinking when they do this stuff???
LOL no just taking my work aggression out in this thread…where it’s safe:rant:
The funny thing was he used to talk trash on my mustang all the time. ABout how his car would beat mine in a race and all this shit. Not saying my mustang was anything special, nothing but a stock v8 automatic to be exact. But come on now, how you gonna drive this trash can looking heap of shit and talk shit on a 3 year old car that exceeds the maximum speed limit of a beretta, in 1st gear.
whats a :mullet: have to do with that car?