does anyone know someone who is ordained and can marry people?

forget i asked

:frowning: is it like when Jack marries Rosario so that she doesn’t get deported to El Salvador?

pretty much…

really though dude… if its a :snky: marriage… thats one thing. But if your keeping it on the DL… you don’t have to do it on a weekend.

Tipping a judge to marry you is much more corny than getting married on your lunch break.