nevermind, thanks anyways
bwahahaha
best post ever.
but i can…if you really want me to. just give me a bible, koran, scroll…whatever they want. A robe, a nice little altar (i can make one for a small fee out of used 2x4’s and old cornstalks…oh and some plaster), and um a bride a groom.
how hard can it be? child molestors do it everyday :tup:
I am an ordained minister of the Universal Life Church (http://www.ulc.net), and they told me that I could perform marriges. I don’t know how legally binding they are, but that could work to your advantage later on down the road…
Cheektowaga, For a “Fee/Tip” he will come for ya. He did when I got married.
huh?
We had to tip the judge $100. for him to come and Marry my wife and I on a saturday, and he would go anywheres for ya.
i’m pretty sure thats illegal, and he probabaly wasn’t a judge. i wouldn’t trust your marriage to be valid.
Yeah ANyways:cjerk: , Just ask for Judge Kolbert! And Yeah he really works there:bump:
fuck that asshat. he didnt want to do his job unless you bribed him.
that same cock sucker tried to put me in jail for being in a park after dark… playing basketball with one of my friends. it was 9 o’fucking-clock. that fucker will burn in hell.
You don’t have any friends…
I’m going to have to ask Kimotek about Kolbert… and see what he has to say about it.
BTW - As much as I don’t care about weddings, and marriage and shit… ITS YOUR FUCKING MARRIAGE… TAKE THE DAY OFF OF WORK, OR AN EXTENDED LUNCH OR SOMETHING!!!
Yeah but it was cheap and fast ya know! I was just out of major surgery and just had to be done fast.
Thats harsh though for just being in a park. Thats pretty fucked up actually
the best part was he didnt even know the law. anything over 15 days in jail and you can get a jury trial (trespassing is more than 15 days). my lawyer made him look like a fool, and i walked out with a small fine.
so you have asshats with nothing better to do than arrest 2 kids playing basketball, and an asshole judge. i hate that town.
its not that easy,. the girl cant get off work. and getting married on your lunch break is kinda corny dont ya think. they are gonna have a big ceremony later, they are just doing this quietly for benefits and other financial reasons. if it was their actual, big wedding, yea they would take off work. but its not. dont be a dick.
“Will you marry me?”
“Only if you work around me calling every number on the back of every health or beauty product so that I can tell them that I love their products!”
“Oh I’m so happy I found unconditional love.”
i find it hard to beleive she cant take off of work for a day to get married. Just take a fucking sick day of sumn.
she just started at her new job and she doesnt get sick days untill shes there for a certain amount of time. if it comes down to it, she would take off. but they would like to do it on a weekend. why is it so wrong to get married on a weekend?
What is so pressing that you must get married nnnnnnnnow?