you are at work, need to drop a duece, and no one else is here to cover for you?
No garbage can nearby ?
Is it praire doggin? if not youll be ok
lock the front door and go
Just give it time, it will pass. Itāll fall right out your left leg or right.
Luckily at work I can just get up and go. :tup:
unless it falls and get stuck on your sock, then you have a messy sock all day. and people are asking you whats that smell. and i have to tell them i stepped in some dog poo or something, not that i pooped down my leg. and from then out im known as stinky. god that was such a terrible day
no but this gas could kill an elephantā¦
lol. Just go manā¦just go.
:word:
āBack in 5 minutesā sign on the front door. If they canāt wait 5 minutes for ya, then you probably didnāt want to deal with them anyways.
thats the worst thing ever
be sure to update
i wanna know how that turdās doing
S&S: Squat and Squeeze
hopefully you have an office so nobody sees you acting like a 4 year old holding it inā¦
the parts dept closes for 5 min after meals here:crap:
favorite quote from a guy at work āman i gotta shit, this one is touchinā cloth.ā
I hate when I eat alot of mighty and I take a huge one and look up and its all over the walls and cealing.
mission accomplished 5 minutes after closing. unfortunately for me, closing was 30 mins late because people kept coming in the store.
forcast for today: i can already feel the coffe working its magic :tup:
LOL