You are standing at the train station, and you notice a leaf stuck to your shoe.
Then you proceed to step on the small portion sticking out with your other shoe.
Then you pull, and you realize that it is stuck to your shoe because of dog shit.
FUCKING CLEAN UP AFTER YOUR FUCKING DOGS YOU LAZY FUCKS.
brightside: could have been human shit.
check for corn
ahahhahaahahahahahahaaa…
awesome…
could have been worse, you coulda used your hand to pull it off…
or teeth.
I’m voting for human shit. The bums just don’t have the money for a pooper scooper.
Do you have those shoes/boots with deep lugs in them? Those are great for collecting alot of dogshit. Get a stick and start diggin it out. I had that happen and didn’t realize until I was at work. Then the smell started. I agree with…
CLEAN UP YOUR FUCKIN DOGSHIT!!!
bums dont shit in open places, they usually just shit their pants and sit in it all day
god its like you dont know anything about being homeless
quit being so privledged, you middleclass snob
Shitty.
HAHAHAHAAAHA
that is shitty…LOL
people are probably smelling you now…and don’t want to say a thing…LOL
hahaha
Only the uber crazy ones shit themselves.
The rest will pop a squat in an alley. I know I would.
the truly zany ones huck it at innocent bystanders.
in japan i saw guy shitting on the corner of an intersection. Like. A BUSY INTERSECTION. he had a little shanty built. he was outside of it. SHITTING. I SAW THE SHIT FALLING OUT OF HIS ASS. he made eye contact with walker.
I can’t say i didnt get a mini boner.
I was playing football one time, and I got tackled into a pile of dog crap. face first.
Some of it was in my mouth.
It was awesome.
I threw up afterwards.
Good luck not stepping in anymore dog/hobo shit.
this is totally going to tun into a shit/bum story thread
EDIT: turn
hahahaha I love a good poop story. Odd that you got a boner thinking about things going OUT of a guys ass.
duh. more room for me to… nevermind.
man, this thread totally reminded of this pic.
yes im going to go there.
enjoy yourselves
title should have been “you know your week is going to stink when”
Well, I met Pablo over the weekend, so my week is gonna be grrrrrrrrreat!!!
