In Amherst, near UB South.
I figure someone needs gas money, go fast parts, porn, etc.
Come by, pick up a couple months of dog poop (20’ x 20’ area), collect $20.
I’ll supply poop rake & shovel; garbage bags; and plastic gloves. I figure it shouldn’t take more then 1/2 hour.
I’ll even keep the dog in the house while you’re working. 
annnd I’m positive that you can get another job a few minutes away, in Kenmore. 
lol
i was going to try to get the kid down the street to do my yard
^no such luck here.
And, I’m pretty sure you can get another $20 in kenmore…
i’ll do it…under these curcumstances.
You pay my gas to get out there and back,
Supply me with gloves and pay for my circopratctor appt because i’ll be hunched over.
hire a guy to hold the bag and another guy to close the bag and take it to the trash, because it’s not my job to do that part.
I’ll need a mask so I don’t have to breathe in the toxic smells.
And you best not hope there is any holes in your yard where I can sprain my ankle…other wise you’ll have a lawsuit.
ahh… the american way.
Just kidding
my yard is filled with land mines. i am waiting out my dad for more cash. seriously pending my trial tomorrow we will see how desperate i am for cash
lmao
well if someone takes, I need the same thing done…so theres another $20 for ya here in Depew
it sounds like someone could make 100 dollars for maybe 2 hours of their time
They have guys that do this, definately a dirty job
I would LOVE to have Mike Rowe come to WNY & work for NYSpeed… lol
Please remember that there has to be minimal snow on the ground for this to be effective… so, like, tonight.
How much does the dog weigh?
lol what a job…
doesn’t sound all that bad however…
85 lbs, poops 2-3x a day.
i just whip mine in my asshole neighbors yard. thats for letting his ass hole kids distroy my fence.
I saw a flyer for this somewhere and was surprised how cheap it was. I’m trying to see if I can find it on craigslist and found this:
http://buffalo.craigslist.org/lbs/563185221.html
I fill up fast
lol.
Wow, that would cost me $8… I’ll give NYSpeeders a shot at it for a while, prolly less chance of an ulterior motive.
Yeah, I laughed at the “I fill up fast” part too. I almost want to call and tell the guy if he wasn’t eating it he could probably work a lot longer than a week.
Do you have a pressure washer? My uncle swears he can just blast it with his pressure washer and it goes away. I suppose it eventually gets absorbed by the grass and stuff but I’m not sure how much I like the idea of a layer of dog shit soup in my yard while I wait for nature to do it’s thing.
So my offer of $20 is over the going rate!
And if your over 21, I’ll throw in a Labatts.
BTW, my dog is 65lbs and there is probably about 50-70 piles out there.
Offer only standing for today because tomorrow it’s going to snow and you won’t see shit.
My old neighbors at my parents were ummm, slobs. So I used to sling it onto their pool cover hanging from their tree and the garage for 3 months straight. In the summer. 
^lol
I’ve thought of just power washing it with the hose, but I don’t like the idea of her walking around in that, then bringing it in the house.
Waiting for a PM titled Dog Poop.
if a certain Mustang owner (GirlzGT) or SkunkApe does it, I’ll throw another $10 on top of it if they wear a silly hat or a pink shirt.
ill pay skunkape 10 bucks to do my yard.
anyone else, ill pay 20. we have 3 dogs, two that weigh <30 lbs and one that weighs ~80 lbs
cash in hand